light blue sproutling

your favorite local plant gay

About me

hey hello!! my name is sprout or sproutling or you can call me any other plant-based name : )

i use any plantself-based pronouns that you think are fun or cute. leaf petal sprout fern whatever

over 18

hawaiian and white, american

i have disability disease in my arms and hands so i have to use voice to text for pretty much everything and i will not shut up about my chronic pain so get used to it i guess

i like young adult fantasy novels, coloring, gen 2 kpop, video games, cartoons, plants, and baking

i try every day to be soft and at least neutral if not nice and to live by the concept of acceptance over understanding

i am too tired and i care too much about myself to get involved in discourse or even just arguments with strangers on the internet and i am also aware of the fact that the internet is a place where i can choose what i look at with my eyeballs on a daily basis and therefore my block list will very quickly become a mile long. if you find that i have blocked you then my advice would be to remind yourself that i too am just a stranger on the internet and then choose to care about something that matters instead

About my writing

i've been writing both erotica and sfw content as a regular hobby since 2012. i do both fanfiction and my own original content. i like using present tense, and switching between dialogue and action and the protagonist’s inner thoughts is i think one of my strong suits. i do have a problem with commas and run on sentences but like. who doesn't am i right lmao. currently i'm working on trying not to start every new paragraph with someone saying something. i'm also trying to figure out how to not accidentally write thousands of words when i mean to keep something short.

generally, i like to focus on queer and neurodivergent themes. mental illness, physical disability (usually chronic pain), escaping abuse, learning and growth, self-discovery, and exploring the wide expanse of loves are my more serious focuses, but i also enjoy writing about fantasy, lovey dovey bullshit, and just babes having a fun time hanging out together. it's very rare that you'll ever see me write something and that isn't there at least partially to make myself laugh.

on the horny side, i enjoy fun, light-hearted scenarios. sex should be, i think, at its core, a fun time. i enjoy writing everything from casual one-night stands to best friends getting each other off to the most romantic hardcore all nighters. do not test me on that. one time i wrote 54k of nothing but smut and giggles in less than a month

there's a certain pitfall that especially queer writers get dragged into about having to write perfectly sanitized, biologically correct, 100% safe and educational sex. which is obviously bullshit. so don't expect me to fall for any of that like i did when i was a teenager. i'm here to have a good time and write about stuff that i think is hot and that's it.

i don't have much of a portfolio on this account yet, but send me a message if you're interested in anything i'm working on or commission me to write you something if you want : )

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My queer flavor

For a detailed explanation of my weird queer bullshit feel free to donate $100 directly at any of these convenient locations along with your preferred method of contact : )

Commission info

-$20 each, paid in full up front
-500 words minimum. they'll most likely be more around the 750 to 1000+ word range
-you get to pick the plot, setting, characters, kinks, etc.
-i reserve the right to say no for whatever reason

1. fill out the commission form
2. wait for me to message you back telling you whether or not i will accept your commission
3. if yes, you have 48 hours to send me the payment at any of the links below
4. when i'm done in hopefully less than a month (lol) i will message you again with a link : )

won’ts
gore
vomit
scat
incest unless it's twins
stepfamily
underage. this includes fanfiction; if they're not at least 18 in canon then it is a no

maybes
bestiality: magic sentient animals only probably. have you ever smelled a real life dog. bad. cannot think of anything less horny
rape, cnc: i realize that somnophilia and grooming and other big kinks of mine are rape so i can't completely block out this one but i mean more like. stereotypical “someone definitely isn't enjoying it and that's why it's hot” kind of rape. pov matters also. hit me up with your prompt and we'll see lmao. fuck around and find out

fanfiction
media i definitely know:
final fantasy 10, 10-2, 12, 13, dissidia, world of
horizon zero dawn
pokemon core games and ranger
ratchet & clank(1)
sly cooper
klonoa
steven universe
she-ra and the princesses of power
avatar the last airbender, the legend of korra
netflix carmen sandiego
welcome to night vale
the adventure zone
homestuck
tamora pierce tortall universe(2)
kristin cashore graceling universe
mackenzie lee gentleman's guide universe
nora sakavic all for the game universe
harry potter(3)
achievement hunter
gen 2 k-pop (4)
1. except for rift apart : (
2. except for tempests and slaughter
3. characters from the main books only. also i can't stand that awful woman so i probably won't take these but you can try
4. probably depends on the band lol

media i am vaguely familiar with:
kingdom hearts
the dragon prince
adventure time
rwby seasons one through three
lord of the rings movies
the hunger games books
the rest of rooster teeth
more recent k-pop

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